well, shitter me green and call me nancy!

In any situation, this term is to be used as a general expression of confusion, happiness, anger, fury, etc.

Simone: I fucked your mom.
Riley: Well, shitter me green and call me nancy!

by Nancy G. May 15, 2010

shitden

Shit den(then) - like how someone would regularly go 'oh shit', but another road way. It's said when you hear or see someone / something that surprises you. It's also Said when you hear or see something that's good . If something bad happens it may be said too; shitden is another way of apologising. It's said with a ghetto London accent (roadman accent) that anyone who isn't familiar with that kind of talk wouldn't understand

Example 1:
Girl:*post a sexy pic*
Boy:'shitden! She looks peng Ahlie
Boy's friend: Yh she's buff asf

Example 2:
Girl:'I quite recently started watching this show it's bare jokes!'
Boy: 'Yh but you know Alison dies in it..?'
Girl: 'wtf! Why did u tell me kmt...'
Boy: 'Shitden I didn't realise u weren't that deep into it yet.'

by Silent_t June 5, 2016

dog shitter

hose who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet

is this little dog yours or you're just its dog shitter?

by mave73 October 27, 2007

fag shitter

A heterosexual individual who derives sexual pleasure during the act of excretion. This is not the same as an individual with coprophilia, whereby arousal is produced by feces. The fag shitter is aroused by the feeling of excrement escaping from the anus, as if it where a phallus being pulled out.

Mark: I moan when I shit.
Matt: Mark, you are a fag shitter. Look at you, deriving sexual pleasure from your own excrement. You silly boy.

by browsethousandsoflocalsingles April 20, 2011

Shittens

When your cat takes a crap so big it appears as if it gave birth.

DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!

by Dexter Dougles March 20, 2010

Phantom Shitter

Someone who takes a huge dump in a public toilet, then doesn't pull the flush, so the next poor sucker who enters the cubicle can find it.

Just encountered a phantom shitter at the motorway services, it was rank.

by dj2012 September 26, 2012

shattered penis

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.

"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."

by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009