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Shitfaced Saturday

A day, any Saturday of any week, on which many college students wake up hungover (or still drunk) from the previous Fucked-up Friday, and begin to drink earlier in the day and continue all day and night. Sometimes, the drinking starts immediately after waking up.
-"Are you guys drinking beer at 9:15am!!??"
-"Haha, hell yeah, it's Shitfaced Saturday! We'll drink all day"
by MunchieMay March 26, 2009
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shitface

When you can't remember something like someones name just use the word shitface,"hey shitface."
by jennymate January 17, 2008
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Shitapedia

Shitapedia is Wikipedia.

Known as the website that "anyone" can edit. When "anyone" means "anyone" that has no agenda, loves Obama, is not a Republican, Libertarian, Moderate Conservative, Moderate Liberal or an Independant.

"Anyone" also means everyone in the world except for people that work for Wikipedia or people that don't agree with Wikipedia's bias.

Shitapedia is a website that puts at the top of every page belonging to a non-liberal large amounts of unfriendly information, most likely under a large font titled section called "Controversies".

On a liberal's page, anything untoward that person did is buried many, many paragraphs down probably not under any kind of header or special section. Writers then tend to use phrases like, "This person came under fire from fundamental Christian groups and racist white supremacist groups for his role in (insert controversy here). Then writers offer large amounts of explanations for this person's discretion...never let a Liberal hang in the breeze, thus spoke Shitapedia.
Person: I was reading some things about George Bush...and at the top of his page, there's a whole bunch of bad stuff about him. Really makes him look like a bad guy! So, knowing that Obama is facing a lot of controversy as well, I looked at his page and I couldn't find anything mentioning what he's done! Is that on purpose? I won't even get INTO their page on Sarah Palin!

Other Person: Dude, it's Shitapedia. Don't use it, use other websites..
by Comic Nut January 8, 2011
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Shitfacican

n. A type of language spoken be the extremely inebriated.
"I can't understand a word that dude is saying- he's speaking Shitfacican".
by Zortron February 10, 2010
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shittaping

I was totally shittaping Mr. Wiggles in France!
by toothoreo December 14, 2010
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Shitfacedticated

Adjective
1. (of a person or their thoughts, reactions, understanding and high level of intoxication) aware of and able to interpret complex issues while very drunk; slurring but subtle.
"discussion and reflection, whilst totally bombed, are necessary for a shitfaceticated response to a puzzling issue"
2. having, revealing, or proceeding from a great deal of worldly experience and knowledge of fashion, culture, and intoxicants that range from the finest wines, cognacs, etc. to Ripple, Thunderbird and Night Train.
"a chic, shitfacedticated man knows which fortified wine to pair with both cordon bleu and frito pie"
"One could tell buy the cut of his Armani suit, the shine of his Ferragamo loafers, and the Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill stain around his lips, that Tobias was indeed a fine example of today's shitfacedticated man."
by JMFS13 July 15, 2014
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Shitlapse

When you are fucked over at social gathering such as ( EG: Frat Party) that you were invited to by a friend. Then something along the lines of "Fuckery" kick in at another social gathering, however this time you invited or attended the event with the same person.
Tyler - "Last time she made out with this one guy at that frat party. I can't believe I was invited basically to watch that shit."

Harrison - "But bro you're the one to talk. Your drunk ass tried fighting that same guy, at the frat last night. Smh you're fuckin stupid, she attended the party to see you start shit... thats not cool bro."

Tyler - "Fuck ehhh.. I guess its a complete Shitlapse."
by KidGoyard November 14, 2016
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