shitnaked

When you're in the shower, but you're also gonna take a shit.

Person 1: Hey could you provide me a towel here, leave it by the knob. I'm shitnaked.
Person 2: Did it.
Person 1: Thanks, homie!

by PiranhaFeet May 16, 2023

shitambedies

no get fucked

what the shitambeedies were you thinking

by adam keen April 14, 2003

Shitarsedcant

An individual, who doesn't wipe properly after bodily functions.

That kevin Fenn is nothing but a shitarsedcant

by Tailmocker October 8, 2003

shitbaked

when you are so pissed of that you just feel absolutely shitbaked

Dude, last night my girlfriend pissed me off so much i shitbaked.

Dude 2, OMG! seriously

by dashstick July 4, 2009

Shwanked

When a man or woman Performs Masturbation to Shay Wes Photography's Profile Picture or other pictures on Facebook. Shortened version of Shay-Wanker

Hey, Kenny what did you today? Oh Nothing, sat around and Shwanked...but don't tell my girlfriend (Wife).

by Tiphers June 29, 2011

shitakery

The art of shit talking. The ability to respond with quick comebacks in a verbal gunfight.

Man! My folks were really at each other's throats last night! The shitakery was in full effect.

Guy#1: You're Ugly!
Guy#2: Yeah?! Well you're... Damn. I'm just no good at shitakery

by Aquajock December 11, 2012

stanked

when a girl's fun box smells very bad

bro Joey got stanked by my sister's friend

by racer69 May 27, 2016