The act of persistently messaging, or continuously following a female. Resulting in the eventual surrender, and subsequent sympathy shag/kiss to rid her of the human nightmare which haunts her. Sometimes executed in a drunk state, and not uncommonly used in nightclubs.
Originally coined from the somewhat successful tactic used by the notorious Andrew Goudie; receiving a number of kisses, and shags as a result of this universally frowned upon method of sharking.
Originally coined from the somewhat successful tactic used by the notorious Andrew Goudie; receiving a number of kisses, and shags as a result of this universally frowned upon method of sharking.
"This boy wouldn't leave me alone last night! So I had to get with him to get him to fuck off!" - Girl
"Oh he was definitely sharking you then!" - Boy
or,
"What happened to you last night Karina? - Boy
"That boy had so little chat he had to resort to using The Andrew Goudie Tactic." - Karina
"Oh you poor poor person!" - Boy
"Oh he was definitely sharking you then!" - Boy
or,
"What happened to you last night Karina? - Boy
"That boy had so little chat he had to resort to using The Andrew Goudie Tactic." - Karina
"Oh you poor poor person!" - Boy
by Natalie Belbin May 26, 2014
Get the Sharkingmug. by wiffizzle May 5, 2009
Get the Sharkingmug. Sharks is the act of passionate sexy time between a couple. Its very rare to acheive and there have been few documented cases.
Alyson: Sex means nothing to me anymore... can we play sharks instead?
Sam: Lets only ever play sharks
Alyson: Good idea
Sam: Lets only ever play sharks
Alyson: Good idea
by Chu...Chu....Chunky November 15, 2010
Get the Sharksmug. To become so desperate and outrageously bad about something, that your action has caused you personally to "jump the shark," making you a shark. Also, to cop out.
"Mike is hanging with his girl again tonight instead of going out with us."
"Ya man, he's totally sharked it."
"Hey guys, I think I'm going to stay in tonight and watch my crash DVD instead of party with you guys."
"SHAAARRRKKKKKK!"
"This party is sharked, lets go."
"Ya man, he's totally sharked it."
"Hey guys, I think I'm going to stay in tonight and watch my crash DVD instead of party with you guys."
"SHAAARRRKKKKKK!"
"This party is sharked, lets go."
by Patrick T May 15, 2008
Get the Sharkmug. To engage in overt attempts at procuring a partner of the opposite sex. One can accuse a colleague of sharking by putting your upright, straight hand up to and at right angles to to your nose and forehead, and weaving your head from side-to-side, as if one were a shark in the murky depths.
Billy: (over loud music of club) Quit sharking Tom, you're making a scene, and putting off the girls.
Tom: I can't help it, I haven't had a wank in over a week, and I'll fuck anything tonight.
Tom: I can't help it, I haven't had a wank in over a week, and I'll fuck anything tonight.
by Orange Guber October 8, 2003
Get the sharkingmug. by DC Low October 4, 2009
Get the Sharksmug. "Wow, this ocean water sure is nice."
-"Oh no, I see sharks, let's get out of here before they eat us!"
-"Oh no, I see sharks, let's get out of here before they eat us!"
by mcbrightside February 11, 2010
Get the Sharksmug.