mup the sesh 

Having a great time seshing (drinking underage) with your friends or colleagues commonly used in Ireland

Boy:here pass me a can of druids bud
Other Boy: Here... Oh And MUP THE SESH

mup the sesh by anonymous November 16, 2017

Smoke sesh 

When some people get together to smoke tobacco or marijuana

Hey man, you want to come over for a smoke sesh?

Smoke sesh by ADIV May 17, 2010

bose session

when a person uses the bose headphones while jerking off in his/her room so his roomates cant hear his porn or him slapping his hog. Most commonly used in dormitories.

I walked in his room and his pants were at his ankles, laptop in front his face, and headphones on his head. He was having a serious bose session.

bose session by John Lindley January 6, 2008

JO Sesh 

A session of Jacking off

"Dude, Jeff told me that he had a fatty JO Sesh last night."

JO Sesh by Erick Olson August 16, 2008

Dump Session

When a group of males go accompany each other to take shits at the same time. This usually occupies all of the stalls in a public bathroom, and occasionally spreads to urinals and, in the extreme, sinks.

Bro 1: Yo man i have to take a dump.

Bro 2: Dude, me too!

Bro 3: Me three!

Bro 1: Yo lets go pull a dump session in the school bathroom!

Dump Session by Agatster February 14, 2009

Pimp Sesh 

(PIMP-SESH)- From the terms "Pimp" and "Session"

1. Noun. A "pimp sesh" is a time of great fun.
2. Verb. To pimp sesh something is to do it well. (past: pimp seshed)
3. Adjective. Something that is pimp sesh is good in general.

1. Let's have a pimp sesh!
2. Man, I pimp seshed that assignment!
3. Aw, that car is so pimp sesh.

Pimp Sesh by TeddySesh March 16, 2009

Jeff Sessions 

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

Jeff Sessions by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018