Selfsting

Act of using social media to implicate oneself.

"Donald Trump's tweet are part of a sting operation to trap himself! He is guilty of selfsting."

by MissingHeads October 14, 2016

seresa

Seresa is a pretty girl with duck lips she'll take ur man cus she's hot with a pretty body is very outgoing but loves to talk to pepile but she's also a rude she can be a bitch at times but other that she's fun to hang out with

Girl~ I hate seresa

Girl2~ why?
Girl ~ my BF left me for her

by Jareth valencia May 14, 2017

Yow-serzs

A word that implies that you are in pain or dead inside. If you say this chances are that you are really hurt (on the inside or outside). If you are hurt on the outside then you should cry this word out in pain. If you are hurt on the inside then you can just say it casually all the time, (like me).

Hurt on the inside: Yow-serzs, bruuh
Hurt on the outside: Yow-zerzs! Bruuh!
@sadbreadclub for the gram

by @sadbreadclub May 2, 2018

serf

1. The person you pwned

2. The people that come with the land in the fuedal system.

1. I AM T3H CZ4R AND YOU ARE T3h SERF!!!

2. Pyoter: I own this land.
Fedya: Then you must own the people Pyoter.
Pyoter: Quit true, they are my serfs.

by Farenheights August 13, 2005

Serds

Boys from the ages 11-23 who sit on Urban Dictionary learning the names and definitions of every single outrageous sexual acts when they themselves can't even speak to girls, let alone fuck one.

When Bob isn't playing World of Warcraft he likes to memorize the names of sex acts like alaskin fire dragon, spanish blindfold , tea bagging, Cleveland Steamer, cincinatti bowtie. Bob should just set his goals on getting basic skeezer pussy, because he's fugly and none of this will ever happen for him. ever. This is the basic lives of all of the Serds out there.

by Pepsix February 25, 2009

serfunk

When something is weird or different. Can be used in a good or bad way.

"He's pretty serfunk."
or
"That's serfunked"

by Dave August 25, 2003

selfsploitation

selfsploitation - the incessant act of self exploitation and promotion using any and all means necessary; up to and including cashing in on any bizarre or freakish traits that one may already possess, because, after all - who doesn't love a circus?

1. He took his stuttering defect into comedy, deliberately selfsploiting for cheap laughs and free drinks.

2. Determined to prove a point, she aims to be the queen of selfsploitation; the Pamela Anderson of autism and sex, a beacon for freaks and geeks everywhere.

3. His good looks and love of fighting (but total lack of fighting ability) were opposing and worthless qualities independent of each other, which he managed to selfsploit into a successful acting career nonetheless; all without ever having to learn to read.

by T. Sunshine Love May 4, 2008