smandals

wearing socks and man sandals (mandals) hence smandals.

me: that kids wearing smandals.
you: what?
me: socks and man sandals.
you: oh, smandals.

by mandal hater. August 22, 2009

Semanic

Being of the semen nature.

John spilled so much of his semanic fluid all over Tracy's face that she looked like a glazed donut.

by Penis McNuts August 23, 2010

Semanticate

v. tr. (from the adj. semantic); the intended meaning (implicit or explicit) of an individual’s communication; that which is trying to be communicated by an individual.

When I speak of ‘freedom’ I do not mean the bland and passive ‘freedom from’ commitment or responsibility that is too often semanticated.

by Wowbagger January 27, 2011

Semantics

If it walks like a fish and it barks like a fish, then it's a fish.

Amanda Mercedes C: You're such a fucking narcissist.
Dan: That's only semantics, miss lady. You should just call me a bastard.
Amanda: Piglet.

by Narcissistic Personality Disorder September 20, 2005

seman suprise

When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.

Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)

by Paul R Murden May 19, 2006

Bitch Semantics

When Sean feels like being a little bitch and argues the meaning of "never mind".

This condition is usually related to having sand in his vagina. Since he can't get it out he gets a little perturbed and all bitchy.

sand in his vagina

by sandy pants February 19, 2004

sepand

a guy that gets a 1inch boner

guy1: dude, you got a sepand
guy2: i know..

by likasumbooodi January 11, 2012