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seinfeld

In the context of playing bass guitar, "seinfeld" refers to plucking the strings extremely hard. The resulting sound is an obnoxious percussive plucking sound, similar to the Seinfeld TV show theme song.
Wow Kevin, you don't have to seinfeld the bass solo. It's way too obnoxious that way.
by Switty July 6, 2007
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Seinfeld

When someone wants to meet with you but has no apparent reason or objectives for the meeting. In other words the meeting is about nothing -- a nod to the TV show Jerry and George were developing for NBC - "a show about nothing"
So this client calls me and says they want to meet so I drop everything to go and we get together at the Royalton and she totally Seinfelded me.
by jimmyurbanD January 26, 2010
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jerry seinfeld

A wash out comedian who had a sitcom. Thinks they are funny, but are clearly not and just need to go away.
someone makes a joke, and no one laughs. they just did a Jerry Seinfeld.
by ohavefun December 3, 2007
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Seinfeld

Blaming sex noises on the tv show Seinfeld.
Did you have sex with that girl?" "No dude,we were watching Seinfeld!! What were those strange laughing noises in your room man? " Nothin man we were just watching Seinfeld!!
by Yours trually January 13, 2011
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Sienfeld

Taking a shit in a girl's mouth and then making her give u a bj with said shit still in her mouth.
Damn that bitch is nasty she would do anything even a Sienfeld.
by LesteerTheMolester July 11, 2009
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A Stanfield

To mess or fuck something up: to have been in trusted with an expectation only to let someone down: to over think a logical move in a situation: overall just a person who fucks up.
I thought you knew what you were doing but no you had to go and pull a Stanfield.
by SwayTheKid🤙🏻 August 3, 2020
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Seinfeld

The worst comedy or sitcom I ever saw in my life. They try to be funny, but they're jokes are extremely corny, and not even close to funny. Shit, even that showed "Armed and Famous" on VH1 was better, and it only lasted four episodes.
"She had man hands!" << NOT FUNNY!

"Dude did you see that show Seinfeld?"

"Yeah, that show sucks Big fat hairy vagina balls!"
by TheAllegience December 14, 2008
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