Social distancing

A fancy way for an introvert to seclude themselves. Especially effective during pandemics.

Hey, I’m gonna head home, we should really implement the social distancing thing when coronavirus is going around.

by CrankyGamer March 14, 2020

social handgrenade

Someone, who when out with friends at a social gathering could ‘go off’ at anytime and cause complete and utter chaos to what was a well conducted evening

Wy did you invite Garner out man? you know he’s a social hand grenade, and I’m meeting that smart bird from work later on, I can’t belive it

by Brian July 9, 2003

Social Justice Warrior

A person who believes they are fighting for the people and races seen as the underdogs of the world. And while they might be, they come off as whiney, triggered, and unable to take a joke from everyone else because they were taught that words hurt.

Dude I had to leave a group recently I genuinely loved.
Why man?
Too many social justice warriors get triggered over the simplest jokes on there.

by Lakitaari August 3, 2022

Serial Snuggler

Someone who has been known to go to Rumors and within the last 5 minutes of being there finds a guy with a blowout to take her to IHOP and then snuggle with.

"Damn girl thats your fith guy you have brought home this week, you are a serial snuggler."

by The Snitch Five O March 16, 2009

Social Whore

(Noun) One who runs their entire life based on social events and networking. Related to the Social Butterfly.

Nicole: I need to check my Facebook and see what events I have coming up. If I stay home, I might lose it!

Renee: You are such a social whore.

by YouGotGronked87 November 21, 2011

social butt-cheeking

The act of two individuals passing each other in a cramped space back-to-back rather than front-to-front or front-to-back.

Man: The aisles in that plane were so tight we needed to practice social butt-cheeking.

by Dan U. Butt April 22, 2020

social EULA

An agreement people must accept in order to breathe. Most people don't bother to read it.

You agreed to the social EULA which means your complaints are null and void.

by Queen Buttrix December 22, 2020