chub scruff

a cute guy who is a little on the puggy side and hasn't shaved in a few days

oh baby, that is a hot chub scruff

by kristin22 August 28, 2006

g-scoff

someone who scoffs at gingers or disrepects someone just because they are a ginger

Bob has been really herasses Eric just because he's a ginger. He's such a g-scoff.

by cheifprocrastinator March 6, 2008

scruffle

V. to rub one's beard against another's skin (usually the neck or face) to show affection

As the couple parted ways at the airport, he scruffled her cheek and said, "Call me when you get through security."

by GentlySevere May 10, 2009

scruffyballs

A beautiful fluffy dog with meth coated furry balls

My friend is SCRUFFYBALLS.

by SCRUFFYBALLS January 27, 2015

scuffing

Stepping on a Black Mans Timberlands

(FYI.The leading cause of death in america)

Whiteguy-""scuff""
Blackguy-Oh no you didnt scuff my timberlands....you gonna die!!!

by MiMo May 27, 2003

scruff pod

singular One who rationalizes facial hair despite facts.

plural A close knit unit of men with haphazard facial hair, with growth mostly predicated on mild to moderate apathy, combated by the occasional spontaneous, uneven trim driven by a transient, fleeting need to keep up appearances. "Meh, looks good enough" is the motto of the scruff pod.

Kacie: Eric is a total scruff pod.
Eric: *picking at tangles in his neckbeard* I just trimmed it last week. I ordered a beard trimmer. I got into programming for this. I'm not going to shave it.

Person 1: Look at that group of people down the way walking side-by-side. Their combined facial hair appears to be forming on odd asymmetric pattern.

Person 2: Looks like a scruff pod to me.

by merrycakes December 5, 2014

Scaffolded

Scaffolded {past tense} is the act of having been a participant in a scaffolding.

Scaffold is a sexual position in which, typically homosexual, men will suspend another male in the air by their own erect penis.

John Doe has been so despondent lately because those British guys scaffolded him pretty roughly in his bedroom last night.

by MasterScaff April 23, 2020