Scrunchy Bug

One of those ancient dried up rotten bees, or similar you find from time to time on the windowsill, or around various carnivorous plants. Sometimes can smell of shit.

"Hey I just found another scrunchy bug by the window! Kids...we're eating tea tonight!"

by Mark Nordenstein April 29, 2007

Scrunchy Nut

Is the most gorgeous girl you will ever know. She will always be there for you and is the best at cuddles and kisses. Never let a scrunchy nut go!

I want to cuddle my scrunchy nut

by Fishman April 1, 2021