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by cheese August 25, 2003

Sploof

1. The female version of splooge. When a girl is turned on she becomes wet. This wetness is sploof.

2. A girls natural lubricant.

Wow, sarah. You must be really horny because your panties are soaked in sploof.

by K-kun September 23, 2008

Sploof

Seeing as teachers are aware of all the original sways of swearing i created this word to replace almost any other word you cant say in school or in court. plus it sounds innocent until your baby brother starts sayin it

Ex1: My teacher is such a sploof. Who the sploof gives homework on friday.

Ex2: Go suck a sploof

by Lookitup1 February 18, 2010

Sploof

When someone has been in the rain with a quif and their quif has got splatted down by the rain.

"OMG!!! Peter you have such a big sploof as it was raining loads today"

by Flinky November 8, 2007

Sploof

Has serveral meanings:
1. Jizz - "I sploofed on myself"
2. Erred - "I sploofed my final exam."
3. practical joke "I'm not pregnant, I was just sploofing you."
4. Excitement - "That was splooferific!"
5. Disappointment - "I just got dumped. That sploofs!"

Synonym for splooge (see example #1)

AC-DC is coming to town. That's sploofing awesome!

by T-boz & Kir-Dawg February 17, 2004

scoofling

word used to describe a attractive looking woman who you would like to talk to

lets go the mall and find some scooflings (scoofs)

by Pat February 12, 2005

scloff

Is a term used to describe someone who has wound you up to the point where you can't think of a sensible insult and therefore start making up your own words.

Lapta> Lone you idiot hahaha.
Lone> Lapta you're a scloff

by MirRevengeLone August 7, 2009