shwasted

The act of being wasted, only with more swag.

"I was shwasted last night"

by GODofSWAG October 4, 2011

Shwasted

Wasted, but without the negative connotation.

I was shwasted the night I made out with him. That was the appx 6 beers that night.

by SchwamRed07 December 14, 2009

shwasted

The act of getting shit faced wasted

Person 1: Dude did you see jimmy he got Shwasted off jim beam last night.

Person 2:Its funny because it rhyms with oyster.

by ajb and rico October 3, 2011

schwafted

the act of being wasted combined with being shafted.

an adj. to describe what happened to you when you got drunk and passed out and your rear end hurts.

that kid got so schwafted last night! did you see that sharpie design on his face?

by anders and angus June 3, 2006

schwatever

Another way for saying "what". Also came from the word "schwat" as used in the "schifty-five" video.

"Hey what do you want to do right now?"

"Schwatever."

by Nutters6464 August 29, 2008

Shfwasted

Used to described a point of inebriation so far beyond your contol that you cant possibly remember what happened to you last night.

Combines the words shitty, fuckin, n wasted.

Jo: Dude i cant believe you tried motor boating my dad last night.

Jim: Well dude i was pretty shfwasted. also your dads hot.

by Apesauce420 April 16, 2009

Schnarted

It is when you shart yourself but, only....only when a sneeze is the catalyst.

There was some much black pepper in grandma's sauce that I schnarted myself right there at the Christams table!

by master 40 oz. March 18, 2014