Schmucky the Clown

A Derogatory name for a person or persons who, though at times may be amusing, are really just a useless flap of skin that nobody really wants to deal with and is generally good for nothing.

"Hey, it's Schmucky the Clown! Now there's someone to stand in my way and tell me to do things that are 'not his job'! My workday is complete!"

by Captain Hendu October 7, 2011

dick schick

a girl that scrapes a guys dick wen givin head, usually buck toothed bitches; also known as dick razors, cox shavers, and chicken killers

"dude, my girl finally went down last night"
"hell yeah man, was it any good?"
"fuck na, she's a dick schick"

by amber s. and hannah b. August 4, 2008

schmuck

a shmuck is another word for dickhead

sally “suzan your so ugly”
suzan “sally you fucking schmuck”
sally “suzan you take that back!”

by Ching Queef June 14, 2018

scheck

cool, ill, off da hook you bad muther fugga

ellie that cast is scheckin'. this translates to: man ellie that cast is sweeeet as the milk from a mothers bosom.

by Lauren April 15, 2003

pussy schmuck

noun
1) One who is both an incompetent fool and a lily-livered coward... at the same time.
**It requires extraordinary talent to qualify as both a pussy and a schmuck.

2) Used to describe exceptionally moronic figures in history whose boneheaded decisions lead to the further cultural/political destruction of their nation, continent, or planet.
Namely, Louis XVI of France.

Alternate spellings:
pussy-schmuck is acceptable, but NEVER pussyschmuck.

Louis XVI was such a pussy schmuck. Not only was he oblivious to the events leading up to the French Revolution, but he tried to flee the country when the radicals took over the government.

by jiffy pop May 18, 2004

schmuck

(1) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision,a Yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)

(2) german word for "adornment" or "jewelry"

(3) metaphorical meaning: a prick, an asshole, etc

(1) Throw that schmuck away!

(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc
are "Schmuck"

(3) Robert Crumb calls a lot of people schmucks

by eder May 21, 2004

Schmuck Till you Buck

When a girl sucks a guys penis until he "bucks" (comes). Then the girl gags from it and accidently bites down on the penis. The guy then shoves cake in her face to try and get her off. Usually occurs during Spicy Cakes and Sour Cakes.

Rebecca : Hey Janice what happened to you?
Janice : Schmuck till you buck....
Rebecca: Ouch.

by Cajik January 27, 2009