Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.
Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!
Bob: Dude that's my sister!
Bob: Dude that's my sister!
by bilbyphilby December 28, 2011
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Person 2: Nah that's a daddy schlong legs, send him up to my room
Person 2: Nah that's a daddy schlong legs, send him up to my room
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to chill to an extreme level
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care
monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
your monging out so hard that your scholngs out and you just dont care
monging is being so relaxed you look retarded
and your schlong is your dick
person a: heard you had a heavy night last night, you gonna come out tonight?
person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out
peson a: ahhh good call!
person b: nahhh tonight im just gonna mong out with my schlong out
peson a: ahhh good call!
by cboi blad April 20, 2009
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Get the schlong dong mug.SCHLONG. ( noun) A quasi-vulgar meaning the penis. The word schlong likely originated in a high school boys' locker room when a word was needed to describe the largest penis in the room. Many terms were tried, but the word SCHLONG fit the need perfectly.
Frankie emerged from the locker room shower with his SCHLONG slapping against his leg. It was obvious that his was the mightiest organ in the room.
by Macsloan September 5, 2017
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by gibbytheschlonger May 8, 2018
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Butt-head: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me and saying: "Hey, good thing, dude"
Butt-head: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me and saying: "Hey, good thing, dude"
by Meister December 10, 2004
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