Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023

Schlackervorlage

Bedeutet sowas wie das man jemanden toll findet und sich an ihnen inspiriert ein besserer mensch zu werden

Ich benutze dich als Schlackervorlage
Deine Mutter ist so eine tolle Schlackervorlage

by Anonymmon April 24, 2024

Schmackers

(Noun): A large amount of cash bundled together. Usually in 5,000-dollar increments. Given to people who usually are poor or who have less than 1 million dollars in their account.

Rich Guy: Wow, Schmackers? That's a lot of money for most people, not me.

by honestabe2002 February 17, 2024

schmackofatz

When something tastes very good in Germany.

Now this is a real schmackofatz!

by imbricitor April 12, 2024

schmackofatz

When something tastes very good in Germany. Borrowed from German "Schmackofatz"

Now this is a real schmackofatz!

by imbricitor April 12, 2024

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016

Caitlin Schabacker

Worlds most perfect person
Beautiful blonde with beautiful blue eyes. A body of a goddess and a personality that is greater than all others. Everyone wishes they could be her.

“Do you know Caitlin Schabacker?”
“OMG are you talking about the worlds most perfect person? Peyton Harvey was telling me how bad she wishes she was her. Too bad she’s too fat and ugly! No plastic surgery will ever get her even close to Caitlin’s beauty!”

by Mostperfectperson April 7, 2022