Schlump

When you tie two penises together in a knot, and you are merely a spectator.

I schlumped Walter and Harbert

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

Schlump

When you and two other people get together and you tie the two other penises together in a knot.

Jackline schlumped Welter and Harbie.

by yourpep242 April 25, 2024

alter schlumpf

When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.

Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?

Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.

by Honigmädchen July 3, 2021

Papa Schlump

Papa Schlump is the best character from Smurfs. He is extremely handsome, and very wise. He is old, but he would be a good sugar dada. If I were you, I would have him as your favorite character.

x: “who is your fav character from Smurfs?”
Y: “Papa Schlump duh!”

by fifi wifi May 6, 2022