by leeleechka December 15, 2020
Get the shleem mug.Popular Scottish term for something brilliant, most commonly used to describe an action. It describes an absolute outstanding achievement of a particular action which is hard to replicate, such as a perfect free kick in football. It is also commonly combined with other Scottish terms such as Wan to add emphasis on the brilliance of that particular action or event.
"that shot was a shclem."
"that guitar solo was a wan-schlem" - not only was the guitar solo a schlem it was also worthy of wanning to.
"I wan-schlemed all over your mother's face" - I ejaculated outstandingly all over you're mother's face.
"that guitar solo was a wan-schlem" - not only was the guitar solo a schlem it was also worthy of wanning to.
"I wan-schlemed all over your mother's face" - I ejaculated outstandingly all over you're mother's face.
by elescocia August 10, 2010
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Get the Schleeping mug.A female that acts very slutty and tricks males into thinking that they will be "getting lucky", just to steal their hope. They might hook-up, but there will be none of the following; BJ's, HJ's, Tossed Salad, Blumpkin, a Portugeese Breakfast, etc.
That girl was such a schmeem! She was talking about all the guys she had sex with and i got was a kiss on the cheek.
by Thomas Blumpkin July 27, 2007
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by leetleguy101 November 16, 2016
Get the schleedle mug.To spend money in an alarming fashion for no reason, usually with impaired thoughts due to alcoholism. Often, the person cannot recall where this money went.
I decided to schliem and buy a stripper for me and Brad tonight.
I really went schliem and spent $200 dollars on shots for people I don't know and I didn't even get laid.
Man, next time I schliem you gotta tell me. I spent $483 dollars on video poker at the bar, then I accused everyone at the bar of stealing my money.
I really went schliem and spent $200 dollars on shots for people I don't know and I didn't even get laid.
Man, next time I schliem you gotta tell me. I spent $483 dollars on video poker at the bar, then I accused everyone at the bar of stealing my money.
by Geoff Jenkins April 7, 2008
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by bumfights101 September 7, 2010
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