Shower Schizophrenia

When your shower randomly changes to the polar opposite temperature in a matter of seconds.

Joe: Hey, i'm gonna take a shower.
Carter: Alright
Minutes later....
Joe: AHHHHH FUCK!
Carter: Shit, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia

by Jrod0708 June 24, 2010

Asshole Schizophrenia

Asshole Schizophrenia: disease affecting generally nice people with seemingly witty comments entering their brain. These individuals react by blurting out borderline mean comments; those afflicted by the disease can normally be spotted socializing with like minded individuals, potentially reacting to mean comments with uncontrollable laughter.

Individuals with Asshole Schizophrenia can be found at this pub.

by ginerous and loving. January 14, 2011

Schizophrenia

A severe and chronic mental disorder characterised by many serious psychological symptoms, not least psychosis (delusions, hallucinations, paranoia), fragmented thought processes, grossly disorganised speech and behaviour and social withdrawal.

He was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia upon being sectioned under the mental health act.

by Doc_B April 13, 2015

Curt Schilling

Loudmouth pitcher whose only half as good as people think he is. Cried during lose to New York Yankees, because of his delusional obsession of NY Yankees and its fans. Got shelled in game 1 of ALCS vs NY Yankees. Many Red Sox dismiss this fact and hand the honors to Schilling, when in fact it was Lowe who beat the Yankees.

Continues to talk shit to this day. Is a right winger and a religious nut.

Christian Coalition
Jose Conseco

by Norton February 17, 2005

Curt Schilling

Media whore who doesn't realize that no one cares about what he has to say. Drama queen who pitches with a "bloody" sock so he can be the Red Sox savior.

LIKE OMGZZ!!!! CURT SCHILLING WON US THE WORLD SERIESSS!!!!!11!!

Shut the fuck up, Curt Schilling.

by goyankees April 10, 2005

schillin'

derivitave of "chillin"
Comes from the baseball pitcher Curt Schilling.
Used when in a time when everything is going right. Much like when Curt Schilling pitches.

What you doing?
Man, I'm Schillin'!

by Playa Duke October 20, 2004

Schilodging

The act of passing out drunk at someone's house without their knowledge.

- Dude, did you hear Jimmy was Schilodging at Caroline's last night?
- Yeah man, after the party he passed out under her couch!

by WTC4L May 24, 2009