Schmusing

Listening to music while taking a dump. Regarded as the most pleasurable activity one can do.

An instant excuse to get out of anything. Noone can argue against Schmusing!

N: Hey sorry I'm late, i was schmusing
S: Oh no way! I envy your existence
H: I wish i could be schmusing right now

by simneh August 5, 2012

Schustard

1) The incapacity of acting with reason, logic, or any damn sense.

2) The art of making comparisons to things that make no sense. You know it's kinda like this but not really

3) The technique of thought bubbles, taking random thoughts, ideas, and worthless knowledge and creating a day to day conversation from it.

I can't believe Brian just went full schustard.

by MrPriddy August 6, 2010

schafsexual

Not knowing exactly what you are attracted to, but will willingly insert your genitalia into any living organism that gives even the slightest of content.

"I mean yea she was blacked out but I'm schafsexual so of course I fucked her"

by Shglubidy January 24, 2017

schasi

Term of endearment, similar to 'my treasure'

You are my Schasi

by Kfillm February 6, 2019

Viktor Schauberger

Viktor Schauberger the water wizard of Austria whose work on water greatly influenced people of the era. His theories on water probably influenced Dr.Masaru Emoto in a slight way.

Viktor is the earliest forms of a hippie around man!<jk>

by YouGee April 14, 2005

Josh Schussler

The most amazing person ever. He's a great singer, actor, and human being all together. He will be the best boyfriend ever to you and he won't cheat with anyone else. He is well known, very sexy, and just an overall perfect man.

Ericka- Who's that beautiful guy standing like a god over there?!?

Tiffany- Oh, him? That's Josh. Josh is mine. MY Josh Schussler! MINE!!!

by ~URBANDICTIONARY~ June 1, 2011

carolyn schuster

the biggest bitch you will ever meet! she's so full of herself and is very selfish. she talks behind peoples back and doesn't give 2 shits about anyone else but herself. she has an obsession with her hair and yet it never looks good. she criticizes her best friends. WATCH OUT SHES A FUCK UP

Carolyn schuster is a bitch

why does Carolyn schuster always talk about people behind their back?

by miley cyrus May 14, 2014