schwaddle

When one shit's oneself and then proceeds to waddle to the bathroom.

I was holding my coffee cup when suddenly I thought I farted when actually I shit my self and schwaddled my way to the can.

by mrs. Hotits Ann Asses May 4, 2010

Schadenmasochism

A perverse pleasure and/or satisfaction at torturing oneself.

She was filled with schadenmasochism every time he opened his stupid mouth.

by doc__holliday May 14, 2010

schadenfuckery

Action (or inaction) intended to facilitate the misfortune of others for one's own pleasure.

Voting for Trump just to piss off the libtards is prime schadenfuckery.

by Pseudothink November 22, 2017

scadden

The technical term for a big fat irish welder

'He's as fat as scadden!'

by plamfboy April 8, 2007

moo-shadda

italian slang word, kinda meaning deflated or also used to say something or someone sucks or is stupid.

like if a guys erect cock goes soft, hes moo-shadda, or if ur brother does something stupid, you can say, "well the kids fucking moo-shadda" or if yah mothers raviolli sucks, you can say, "Ma whats up with these moo-shadda raviolli?"

by joe January 17, 2005

schardt cake

The act of performing a bodily function of passing intestinal gas (flatus) via the anus, but unintentionally defecating on her chest.
Upon positioning yourself over the girl you must strategically place your anus towards her face then "unintentionally" defecate on her chest.

Angela loves schardt cake in the morning.

by esbestes May 20, 2007

Schadrac

Someone who believes that they are a big man and tries acting very confident when in reality they are insecure and are battling their own demons on the inside.

Did you see what Schadrac texted Kylie? He really needs to check himself.

by TeenieQueenie April 18, 2018