Santa

Your parents.

"Santa got you some pretty fancy stuff this Christmas"

by alphabetsoupster January 19, 2009

Santa

A fat guy who wears fur coats, shiney black boots, and owns hundreds of thousands of slaves.

Santa is always drunk.
Santa is such a pimp.

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

Santa

Isn't real. DEAL with it.

santa is a fat man in a red suit

by scarfaceking January 9, 2008

Santa

An unhealthily overweight man clad in red and fuzzy white garments who forces millions of Cambodian children to make toys. However, Santa is a racist and skips over Cambodia on his Christmas run. He uses 'elves' as a cover-up for his sweatshops.

Santa loves to put young children at work.

by Legend December 22, 2003

Santa

Oh my god!!!!! Has anyone noticed that Santa and Satan could be the SAME PERSON?! Seriously, look at the spellings.

Santa
Satan

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Santa

Fat white guy who breaks into your house while everyone is asleep to eat your cookies and drink your milk.

Bob: "God dammit, I'm out of cookies and milk again!"
Santa: "Hohoho, merry christmas!"

by jawbreakerLOL February 19, 2010

Santa

Another definition for the main guy in a pornographic movie.

Elves would be the girls or women.

After seeing both the redheaded hitcher and the blond cheerleader participating in a threesome on a horse, it was clear Ralph was this movie's santa. He was certainly jolly enough for it.

by Evil_AV December 28, 2005