santa

that whore in the madonna song that i sing quite well in her voice.. i look like a slut when i sing it, too, so i REALLY got it down..

notice down below that she wants santa to come down her chimney. *cough* whore *cough*

i mean cmon, you have to be a whore to fuck santa. just think of all the dirty lil kids that sit on his lap in the mall and infect him with all their gross lil germs and slobber that they dont clean off their hands.

santa baby.. slip a sable under the tree, for me.. ive been an awful good girl, santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

santa by simizzle robizzle, my nizzle. January 1, 2004

santa

Benevelont cartoon character developed by Coca Cola in the early 1900's to help sell children into life-long product devotion. The secret ingredient is not inside the can of "soft drink", it is in the security all Santa devotees feel within themselves when they see the red and white coloring on the outside of the Coca Cola product. Empires are built from the water out.

"Forget oil, people are dying for Coca Cola and the big fat red guy they invented named Santa."

santa by Satan Clause December 25, 2003

Santa

To strip over a video chat.

Guy: I got my girlfriend to santa with me last night.

Guy: Wanna santa?

Santa by santaboy October 26, 2009

santa

A modern adaption of the German St. Nikolas, once said to give out presents to good boys and girls, now a cheap, easy advertising gimmick, see also crass commerse in the Duncan book of cyinicism

hello santa, here's a paycheck,

santa by Duncan January 14, 2004

Santa

A fat oaf who sits around fucking his raindears in the ars shouting do it harder in my ars but santas wife saids I don't want to fuck you in your fuck hole

Doing in hard in santas ars

Santa by Swing bat 942 June 5, 2017

santa

Satan spelled wrong. The image of the jolly old fat man is actually a marketing image used by the coca-cola company in the '50s, and used to make the Satan worshiping capitalist ideal more friendly

Santa the god of capitalist economics is actually Satan.

santa by steve form accounting April 9, 2008

santa

Some old fat bastard with a pissed off wife because he only comes once a year, and its down everybody elses chimney.

Did Santa cum down your chimney too?

santa by Splice87 January 4, 2004