salami arms

The arms of a fair skinned freckled peron that have gotten too much sun, or sunburn, causing them to resemble a salami.

Looks like Paddy's got salami arms. He'd better get out of the sun and put on some aloe.

by Eddie Monahan May 23, 2007

Stroke the Salami

male masturbation

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

salami time

to pull out a salami-like penis and smack it against a girl's rear end

hey michelle, its salami time. whap!

by matthew ssssssss July 6, 2006

salami squad

a group of arrogant teenagers, most specifically boys, who drive their mothers cars and mooch off their parents. they roll the streets as a tight group and drink lokos on the weekends with their prissy, young girlfriends. they often times put themselves above others. salami squad members like to shop at preppy stores such as H&M or Hollister. these individuals have also been seen "jerking" (dancing). Salami Squad's are known for their hilarious personality and jokes. They are the most comical among the squads.

Trying to show up a Salami squad member can result in them going Salami squad on your ass.

by ANTI salami squad December 8, 2010

secondhand salami

Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.

"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."

by JADrI May 30, 2017

salami thruster

Someone that has a big dick, and has a lot of sex because of it.

Her- "I had a fun night with the Salami Thruster last night!"

by Stevie Wonderbread December 12, 2016

Triple Salami

During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.

Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.

by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011