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Saemi

Noun - Saemi (Not Sammy, not Semi, not Samey, and most definitely not Seamy, BUT S A E M I)

The S stands for Splendid, the A stands for Amazing, the E stands for Excellent, the M stands for Marvellous, and the I stands for It Is Well With Her Soul.

Saemi is one of the bestest people in the world. She will knock you over with her dazzling charm and her luminous smiles (if she chooses to favour you with it, of course), and is overall a religious and a good girl who happens to wears alot of Nike. Saemi is true to her values, family, and friends and will not tolerate nonsense from people who try to mess around with things she holds dear.

Tranquil as a forest but on fire within, she possesses a razor-sharp intellect and can dismantle your arguments with some carefully chosen words - yet she often holds back her thoughts out of strategy or kindness. It may surprise some, but she can simultaneously clean her room while taking part in zoom discussions with the force of a raging typhoon!

Lastly, her face is as radiant as the moon and her beauty transcends all dimensions known to mankind! But most stunning of all is her personality, which is like a pearl (i.e rather shiny).
" Wow, I wish I was a Saemi"
" That corgi looks like it could use a Saemi in its life:
" That riveting discussion on geopolitics in Asia needs a sprinkle of Saemi to bring it to life"
by Polite Pears November 23, 2021
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Salem

Boring little town in NE ohio filled with a bunch of emo little teenagers. Oh yeah, there's a walmart. And three tattoo parlors. And 17 churches, 8 bars, 11 pizza shops,9 hairdressers, 2 dunkins, And a race track. And Guatemalans. Lots of Guatemalans. And the high school teachers like students. A lot. Walmart.
Emo teen 1: thrs nthn 2 do in salem.
Emo teen 2: WALMART!!!!!
by Boredinsalem September 15, 2013
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SAHM

my husband works and because of my small children and dislike for daycares im a sahm
by dreacraftie28 July 25, 2010
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Salem NH

Just like how Methuen is a run-off of Lawrence, the southern part of Salem NH is a run-off of Methuen. The northern part is a run-off of Windham and to a lesser extent the seacost. About 95% of Salem residents were born in Lawrence-Methuen, Malden, Revere, or the shitty parts of Boston like Dorchester, so one can see why the town has so many problems. People moving from Mass to Salem to get away from all the shit Mass is in have no idea that all of the shit from Mass spills over into Salem. Salem NH is just NH in name only. All along the town's state border are shops for clothes and liquor. There's also a mall where Lawrence-Methuen people crowd in on sundays. Drugs from L-M frequently make their way into Salem, making Salem the undisputed drug capital of NH.
When I first moved to Salem NH I thought I would be leaving all the bureaucracy, political correctness and street rats behind. Now I realize Salem NH is exactly like Mass.

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Person 1: So this is New Hampshire. Where's all the granite, trees, colonial homes and freedom lovers? Why are there so many nanny-staters? And why are the only gun owners Hispanic? This is just like Massachusetts!

Person 2: You're in Salem NH buddy. If you want the real NH drive two hours north up 93 until you're past Concord.
by Former Methuen Resident February 13, 2010
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SAHM/WAHM

I became a SAHM/WAHM when my baby was born, and love every second of it!
by MamaDC March 10, 2010
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Salem State College

A College where there's nothing to do on the weekends, condoms in the vending machines, and playing strip billiards at 2am. Hot Girls? yeah only a few but are hard to get into bed (need a lot more than booze). "Meh" girls? plenty... but only use if you need a vagina desperately... you've been warned.
Salem State College... home of desperate "meh" girls, condoms in the vending machines, and playing strip billiards at 2am... come on down!
by 2 dollar Hooker May 11, 2014
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