The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.
by BoMat April 27, 2008
Get the safe zoningmug. "Wow, check out this cool link I found! (NMS)"
"Wow, check out this picture of a girl eating her own poop with a spork! (Not Mind Safe)
"Wow, check out this picture of a girl eating her own poop with a spork! (Not Mind Safe)
by Eliphas Phatt January 9, 2009
Get the Not Mind Safemug. noun (verb)
To smuggle your own water bottle into some place where you are only allowed to buy it in prepackaged containers at exorbitant prices. This helps to avoid sickness due to unwillingness to pay high prices and trying to tough it out.
To smuggle your own water bottle into some place where you are only allowed to buy it in prepackaged containers at exorbitant prices. This helps to avoid sickness due to unwillingness to pay high prices and trying to tough it out.
by Chris0101 November 13, 2007
Get the safe suxmug. A tab that can be safely retreated to upon threat of interruption by friends/family while viewing pornography. Could take the form of a Facebook page, youtube video or other sites of unsuspicious origin or motive for viewing.
You: Dude, I was getting busy on my computer, when I heard my roommate about to walk in.
Friend: What happened?
You: Well luckily I had my safe tab up, so it was a quick mouse click and I was in the clear!
Friend: What happened?
You: Well luckily I had my safe tab up, so it was a quick mouse click and I was in the clear!
by mrvlnetwork November 1, 2010
Get the Safe Tabmug. This guy at work was really friendly to me, I got a bit worried but as soon as I realised he had a girlfriend I realised he was a safe boy.
by Playhata1993 November 21, 2020
Get the Safe Boymug. Just like a normal safe, only completely useless. It keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. However, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it's portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. It can easily be pried or torched open later.
by Slatte September 26, 2006
Get the portable safemug. stalking a person to make sure that person is okay.
stalking someone to guarantee that no murderers or other people of less-than-honorable intention are.
ex. what moms do on facebook.
stalking someone to guarantee that no murderers or other people of less-than-honorable intention are.
ex. what moms do on facebook.
person: "why are you hiding in the bushes?"
safe-stalker: "i'm just safe-stalking so that nothing bad happens to you."
safe-stalker: "i'm just safe-stalking so that nothing bad happens to you."
by sheepmeeper December 14, 2010
Get the safe-stalkingmug.