by stonerwitchu_u September 22, 2020
Get the Safe place mug.EMS: "Sir how did this happen?"
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."
by AngryWhiteMale May 11, 2003
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That page which is in your tabs incase you have to swith from your original page becuase youre watching violent material, porn or disgusting things which you dont whant others to know youre looking at.
-"Man this pornstar is hot...oh shit someones coming in , better switch to my safe page."
-"Hey what ya wathing honey?"
-"Nothing just these cute little puppies"
-"Hey what ya wathing honey?"
-"Nothing just these cute little puppies"
by JoeMommaPR May 28, 2010
Get the safe page mug.Safe travel(s) - is a polite way of wishing someone a safe journey. Safe Travel is also used as a way to express your wish for someone to have good fortune during a trip, wherever they may be headed. Bad traveling accommodation can be an attributing factor to someone having an awful trip or vacation... So, safe travel is just a way of expressing that you hope someone’s journey goes well.
1. Personally...I like safe travel(s); it encompasses all method of travel and covers all locations that may be traversed.
2. Thank you for your quick reply.
Safe Travels,
John Doe
2. Thank you for your quick reply.
Safe Travels,
John Doe
by www.theweeklydeals.com June 25, 2018
Get the safe travel(s) mug.The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.
by BoMat April 27, 2008
Get the safe zoning mug.Italian female who is not capable of operating her safe, even though the instructions are written in Italian.
by Kevster m dubz July 28, 2009
Get the Safe Lady mug.To have protected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?
by carlito :) May 29, 2022
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