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Bum rutting

Bro: How'd it go with Sarah last night?

Bro 2: Had some major bum rutting

*high five*
by GiantCake December 4, 2011
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rut-row

In baseball, the spot where a homerun lands when the pitcher throws a cookie to the batter.
Baseball Announcer: Here's the pitch... that ball is hit a long way... it's GONE!
Color Commentator: Astro, from the Jetsons, would say that ball wound up in the rut-row.
by malthewiz May 11, 2022
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Rut

someone who breath stink & farts stink like shit , shes fucking ugly & will hoe around with anyone , she loves sucking on toes & also she is disrespectful asf & she looks like a big fat pig .
“yo rut is a bitch
i dont know , she sucked my toes man”
by user1098756 January 29, 2019
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split the rut

Driving on the high part of a dirt road instead of on the worn out spots. Ruts are the holes already created. If you split the rut, you avoid driving in the holes by driving up on the high spots. This avoids undercarriage damage and getting stuck
"this road is washed out, we need to split the rut"

"Uh oh, looks like we need to split the rut"
by Bopeepandsheep June 27, 2021
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Rutting

A condition in which a man is so unreasonably horny that he stumbles around with a perpetual erection harder than glass while thrusting his hips into the air knocking things off of shelves and grunting like a confused pony

The rutting man has dulled senses, is almost blind, has remarkably impaired intelligence, judgment, verbal skills, and motor function all of which he is only able to employ in the most rudimentary ways to track and engage women, or a specific woman.

A man who is rutting with a specific woman as his chosen muse, can be said to be “rutting for” her. This can happen at any time he thinks of her, regardless of her proximity or his likelihood of success.

The rutting man often appears to simply walk like a zombie in a straight line in the direction of a woman, regardless of distance, and generally stops to thrust his erection against any obstacles he collides with. Much like early NPC’s tracking a character across a map.
Kevin was rutting around my house over Charlotte earlier; he broke a bunch of my dishes and left a mystery trail everywhere he went, so we locked him in the closet. That’s why you hear that thumping noise on my closet door.
by NerdyMcBeardFace April 10, 2025
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rut nut

by lily112281 September 20, 2020
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Rut

The best girlfriend you could ever ask for
I love Rut i could never see myself without her
by VLEESHAMER October 4, 2019
mugGet the Rutmug.

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