Ruaraidh

Hairy mythical beast. Dwells down plugholes to feast on giant spiders. Often works as a librarian or book-shop owner. closely related to Bill Bailey. If you see one, run away immediately. They are very dangerous and quick over short distances, as they have stump legs and run like pidgeons.

The book I bought from Ruaraidh, it gave me clap.

Whats that coming from my plug-hole?? AHHHH ITS A RUARAIDH!!!!

Man, that guy looks like Bill Bailey! Its ok, its just a Ruaraidh. DON'T LOOK AT IT DIRECTLY IN THE EYES!!!

by Rossomes February 25, 2009

rarin' to go

Ready and excited to go. Can't wait.

I'm rarin' to go to that new club, Joe!

by MeGn November 4, 2003

rip roaring ring stinger

An extremly load and painfull fart that feels like its nearly ripped your ring piece apart, usually occours after eating a vindaloo or other hot curry,

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP! "for fuck sake Danny boy, that was a rip roaring ring stinger! are you ok mate?.....Dan?.....PHONE AN AMBULANCE!"

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

Ruarigh

The INT god. Somehow finds a way to INT everything and everyone in existence.

Person: I keep winning, I wonder what it's like to lose..
Person 2: Oh, dude. Just ask Ruarigh

by Wetson March 29, 2022

raritan

A school where the classes are too hot and the thots are not. lobby kids smoke pot out in the trees next to the busses and get away with it. Where special ed kids are smarter than 90% of everybody else. Going to vocational is the only way to eat a good lunch and the Doobie squad white trash kids go to vets to pop their parents high blood pressure medication. Football kids be buggin have about as much air in their heads as the footballs. The freshman are near midgets and the girls are obese or doused in so much perfume they smell like Keansburg kids. filthy trash chicks with too much makeup get penetrated in the std bathroom at vets park or get up by old mexican men in the parking lot.

Raritan is so terrible, they make middletown look smart.

by cuntpunch69 May 5, 2015

Ruairi's Glock

When somebody annoys you to the point of extinction and you want to kill them so bad, so you think about ways to ignore/ get them to stop talking to you. Thats called Pistol Whipping with Ruairi's Glock

OMG I wanna pistol whip olan with Ruairi's Glock

by TerraFire789 August 10, 2018

Ruri

Japanese of Lapis Lazuli

Damn, Ruri is hot

by mamakkau November 10, 2018