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Rarely cited sex God, commonly worshipped in 21st century Germany. Followers invoke the God whilst wearing a selection of leopard print and black spandex garments chanting the following rite: UpsiDoranGaronUpsiDoo (x2)
It is believed and has been proved that this practice will attract sexual partners of either gender. Sometimes the attraction is so extreme, a follower of Ruri may suffer sexual attacks and rapes after taking part in a worship rite.
-I haven't pulled in years. I am cursed by Ruri.

-I was raped 5 times yesterday on the way home. Ruri must have blessed me.
by lalalalalalallaosc..... June 21, 2009
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
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Hoshino Ruri(ホシノ=ルリ): from a Japanese anime series, Martian Successor Nadesico

Description: Female, Blue hair, Golden eyes, about 4ft tall. very intelligent.
Born in Earth, AD2184

Jobs: Computer Operator of Nadesico-001, Princess of Peaceland, Commander of Nadesico-003

Notes: her first words were "mama, papa, Archemedes, pi".
Genetically engineered to enhance intelligence and taking lessons from the birth, she was able to control Omoikane(one who remembers), the main computer system of Nadesico, at age 11.
Her favorite phrase is "baka baka" which can be translated as "they're all idiots".

She is to be known as Electron Fairy, for her skill and knowledge of computer.
sometimes the term Ruri is used to describe young female anime characters who are intelligent, word-sparing, and mysterical.
by Guest from the Outer Space April 19, 2005
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Is > You.
Belongs to Noir and hums the Hymn of Death.
Shit, it's Ruri, head for a zone line!
by Ruri-kun October 26, 2003
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Hoshino Ruri, character from the anime series Martian Successor Nadesico, known in Japan as Mobile Battleship Nadesico.

Ruri is an 11-year-old cute little girl, and seen with frightening regularity in hentai. As an 11-year-old cute little girl.

See lolicon.
by ShadowCell August 05, 2005
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