Retarded Cousin

A Retarded Cousin is that one slice of pizza that is cut smaller than the rest, and is usually left-over, until drastic measures are used.
If left at a party, the host will usually try to trick someone into taking the Retarded Cousin home.

Host: There's still a piece of pizza left if anyone wants it.
Tim: I'll take it... wait a second, is it the Retarded Cousin?

John: I am still kinda hungry... I'm going to get another piece of pizza. Ohh, never mind...
Mike:What's up?
John: There's only the Retarded Cousin left.

by MmCcPp June 18, 2011

Miley Retarded

A nick name given to Miley Cyrus by the haters of Miley Cyrus because she is a retarded redneck cunt whore.

She's Miley Retarded.

by Judge dredd7 June 22, 2011

physically retarded

Mentally Retarded but physically.

Nick is physically retarded.

by waitnoimnothim December 2, 2015

retarded seal

a person who acts very similar to a seal that is retarded.they yelp in a strange way that is best summed up by arf arf arf. this bizarre creature has a fetish of touching butts that are covered in butter. mating rituals for this animal are on a creeper level- they punch the face of the person that they want to mate with. scary I know.

kathi: arf arf arf
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by formally known as cathy January 15, 2010

Retarded Animal Babies

A hilarious flash cartoon series, created by David Lovelace. Viewable at Newgrounds. Better than Happy Tree Friends.

"If there's a rusty coat hanger in there...I got an idea for a game."

by Raptor October 21, 2003

retarded

if you don't know what retarded means you are retarded

son: "umm dad what does retarded mean?"

dad: "oh god your fucking retarded

by fgfuyfgufcferygvif March 27, 2020

retarded eagle

the sexual act of 5 males and 1 female. one of the males penetrates the anus, one does the vagina, one goes in the mouth and the other to get handjobs thus making the female look like a retarded eagle.

there were 5 of us guys and 1 chik so we forced her to perform a retarded eagle

by l1llll1l1l1l1l1l11 March 13, 2009