Root Swinger

Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.

"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."

"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"

Root Swinger by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016

Root wonder 

A noun meaning a wonder beyond wonders; something surprisingly unbelievable; a wonder in high definition

It's no root wonder that I remember that snowy night alone with you in your room because it was AMAZING!

Root wonder by Winter of '85 June 4, 2018

Root canal 

A way to fix a cracked tooth
A type of treatment/tooth surgery

I think my teeth cracked gonna have to go to the dentist and get a root canal

Root canal by Slowpro June 20, 2021

Root Beer Float 

When you give a girl laxatives to cause her to have diarrhea, flip her over so her ass fills with shit (root beer), and cum on top of the pool of of shit (vanilla ice cream)

Person 1: How did your date go with Sarah?
Person 2: It went great, we saw a movie then I gave her the Root Beer Float in my car

Root Beer Float by I Made This Account In Spite April 3, 2022

Root Cellar

Slang for one's anus, the ass hole, the bung hole, the corn hole.

Carl out it to me last night in the root cellar. I can barely walk.

I can't clear out my root cellar. I'm constipated.

Root Cellar by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

root of all evil 

Tim. 6: 10 "For the love of money placed before the love of God is the root of all evil."

There is no example.

root of all evil by Gtwy March 10, 2004

root beer

A&W? Barq's? Mug? Pansies. Best root beer in the world is Thomas Kemper. Drink up, son!

Henry Weinhard's is 2nd, IBC is 3rd

root beer by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004