homo-rectilian

freak jump in the natural evolutionary stage of all humans after the homo-sapien stage whereby the infant is not born of natural stature but born out of an anus by accident

"imagJONary person A" is a homo-rectilian.

by tom-o! May 6, 2003

bestie for the restie

He is ultimately your bestie for the restie

Phischer is my bestie for the restie

by theurbandn September 20, 2021

rectile

Much like a crosshair but can be locked onto a target.

My rectile locked onto the tail end of a black jet.

by Richard Crumpton July 27, 2004

anal rectification

to set forth in correctness one's anus. to completely be destroyed, as in an accident in which one's body becomes mangled and dismembered.

That skiier was just anally rectified.

by Raabert "Baab" DeNiero November 29, 2004

recticular

Of the anal regions

see also Extra Recticular Probing (ERP)

Ooo Jesus I have recticular pain!

by Mat Hayward May 30, 2006

Extra Recticular Probing

or ERP meaning sexual intercourse of the anal variety.

Hey baby! You're in for some Extra Recticular Probing tonight!

by Mat Hayward May 30, 2006

Red Shirt Reciever

An amazing person who is amazing at everything they do.

Bryan and Matt

"Damn dude those red shirt recievers own at life"

by RSR#9 October 27, 2008