Riding dirty

Riding dirty means getting caught by the police with contraband, or in urban slang, gettin caught by da po po, wid some of dat dro dro.

When the sirens went off, all i could do was floor it cuz I was riding dirty like a muafuca.

by Nokari D. January 29, 2006

Riding the unicorn

The act of riding a psychedelic unicorn through space and time.

"Wolfy looks so far out today, what was wrong with him?"
"Dude he's riding the unicorn so hard right now."

by Chaogina September 6, 2011

Dick Riding

What everyone was doing during the '08 election.

Thugnificient: ♪Dick riding for tomorrow♪
♪Dick riding for today♪
♪Dick riding for the straight♪
♪Dick riding for the gay♪
♪Dick riding for America♪
♪Dick riding for Iraq♪
♪It's okay to ride that dick just as long as its Barack's♪

by Grandad Freeman April 20, 2010

riding the clock

To intentionally be counterproductive or waste time on work.

I'm scheduled for a 15 minute break, but I will ride the clock 10 more minutes.

by sword- August 7, 2004

riding it down

The process by which an ostensibly detrimental process is allowed to finish on the slim chance that it results in an unexpected benefit. Originates in platform games such as Super Mario Bros.

"How's that new contract going?"

"Oh, terrible, but you know, I'm just riding it down."

by J. C. Worsley June 9, 2008

Riding the Tornado

Riding the tornado is phrase that originated in Kansas. It means for a man to engage in solo sexual activity or masturbation, using your hand in a whirling motion, mimicking a the motion of a tornado.

I always feel sleepy after riding the tornado.

by randomhow April 5, 2011

riding on my dime

A person who uses your name/credit and/or money to have things in life. One who is of complete insignificance and has no ambitions to straighten up and get things on or in his own name. Person who uses another’s good credit/money to get things of his own.

Tommy Boy wants to know if we will list him as a driver on our insurance policy, he got another DUI...he is already on our phone bill.....I’m tired of him riding on my dime.

by Slick74 December 2, 2017