Ralph Fiennes

The sexiest human being to ever exist. Also an incredibly talented actor who is often cast as an antagonist. Notable movies he starred in include Schindler's List, The English Patient, The Reader, and the Harry Potter movies. He's British and his name is pronounced RAYF FINES, not Ralf Fee-en-ez. Did I mention he's SUPER sexy? He's the epitome of sex.

Why the hell hasn't Ralph Fiennes received an Oscar yet?
I WANT RALPH FIENNES IN MY BED STAT.

by fiennesxme July 23, 2011

Ralph Nader

The most persistant mother fucker who ever lived.

Ralph Nader kicks ass.

by Eric December 28, 2005

Ralph Wiggum

Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.

"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

Ralph Klein-ing it

Just like the famous premier of Alberta, showing up to work extremely hung over and only able to complete the minimum required as a result of the previous night's bender.

Cornelius: "Cleatus looks like death and he is sure is stacking those pallets slowly"
Carlton: "That is because he is Ralph Klein-ing it today".

by phbl August 2, 2010

ralph wiggum

MY HOMEBOY

eats paste!!!

Provider of great quotes!!!

I ate my caps!! (explodes) ooh!!
My cats breath smells like cat food!!!
It says Choo Choo Choose me... and theres a picture of a train!!

by paste eater October 20, 2004

Ralph Lauren

Establishes the brand Polo in 1967. First makes ties, then spreads in into many other realms of clothing and home goods. Has also been said to be the definition of American fashion.

I wear "Polo" by Ralph Lauren

by A.D. June 30, 2004

Ralph Nader

what you say when you are pissed.

AW RALPH NADER!! I LOST THE GAME!

by MTbrain February 26, 2010