Ranger Tag Brag

When an army soldier graduates Ranger School, he shows of his prestigious and sought after Ranger Tab on his left shoulder by constantly facing the people he talks to with his left shoulder.

"Sir, why is that Sergeant acting strange"

"Haha, he son just graduated Ranger School, he's just showing off his Ranger Tab. That's the Ranger Tag Brag. Here, check out my left soldier, you wish you had a Ranger Tab too don't ya?"

by Touzinsky December 4, 2009

Ranger

Ranger - When you see someone attractive from a distance (a range away, farther than 12 ft) but as the distance between you and the "attractive" person closes, their features become more apparent to be less attractive than you originally was sure of. Or if you rather - they get ugly up close.

You see that chick? Serious Ranger there, keep your distance or you will be highly disappointed!

by Raviss August 15, 2019

Rainier Sky

A dumb-ass animator who also plays minecraft and other video games. Well known for that one Mr. Hopps Cradles Animation that blew up, but hates that video very much.

Person 1: "You know Rainier Sky? The youtube animator?
Person 2: "Yeah why?"
Person 1: "It's me. I'm Rainier Sky and I made this post."
Person 2: "oh shit"

by rainiersky November 14, 2020

Retard Rangers

A group of enlightened people who are extremely retarded and know it. Their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a Retard Ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. If you wish to be a Retard Ranger, then simply shout "I seek an audience with our superiors!", and if there is a Retard Ranger who has heard you, they will WALK over and slap you. Not run, walk. If there are no Retard Rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a Retard Ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming "ACK!". This will activate your RNA(RetardiryboNucleic Acid), and transform you into a Retard Ranger. The safe word among Retard Rangers is "Hebbo!", and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. This allows other Retard Rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. If you happen to initiate a Retard Ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up "Retard Ranger" on Urban Dictionary if they Haven't already.

*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*

John: "I seek an audience with our superiors!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"

by AlphaRetard May 16, 2017

Dead Ringer

The Dead Ringer is a Cloak Watch in TF2. With it, the spy using it can use a percentage of the cloak's duration to feign their own death, and later reappear with a distinct sound effect, creating a nasty surprise for the would-be killer.

Spies using the Dead Ringer are tricky opponents.

by sebacostamr September 3, 2018

Bird ringer

A person who stalks areas women tend to congregate under the pretense of researching local bird populations. Said person then catches and 'rings' as many females (birds) as possible. Ringing being the act of slipping a lubed up finger into their anus, at least two knuckles must enter for it to be classed as a successful ring.

We have recently finished compiling our 2020 ringing totals, and despite the lockdown, and the subsequent challenges and changes that followed, bird ringers researching our local populations in the area managed to catch and ring just over 5000 birds during the year. This is similar to many recent years, although down on the 8000+ ringed during the bumper year in 2019.

by Fishy Fenny January 18, 2021

Flour Ranger

A white person.

Saw a bunch of Flour Rangers fighting racism today.

by acting_squirrelly23 February 23, 2023