Quinch

A gay man who has never experienced a woman, not even once. A pure bred homosexual.

Tom Brady is a quinch. Gisele is his beard. All of his kids are really fathered by Marky Mark Wahlberg including the one with Bridget Moynahan.

by Howard Alan S. January 11, 2014

quelching

An act of desparation. In Europe, during the great famines of the middle ages starving individuals would steel the bodies of the recently deceiced. They would hang them upside down over a pot and quelch (form of squeezing) out the half digested reminants of their last meal for their own ingestion.

Im starving, lets go and find a body to quelch.

by dunno August 20, 2003

Quelching

To do a Chinese firedrill and hump everyone as you pass

We totally were quelching at the stoplight last night.

by Geartay April 18, 2011

quelch

a queef that sounds like a burp

(generic femal name ), did an alarming quelch

by the fuzzy ewok January 22, 2015

queech

Short for 'Queen's Speech'. Used predominately in England and the United Kingdom

Person A: Hey, are you gonna watch the Queech this Christmas?
Person B: Nah man it always drags on too much.

by Cole Beaulieu June 10, 2016

quenchy

n. A wedgy when you're wearing a swimsuit.

When I got out of the pool I had the worse quenchy, my swimsuit was sticking to me like no other.

by Billy Roastbeef May 27, 2006

quanch

To quench your thirst while staunching the sorness in your throat

My throat was feeling raw till I quanched it with a half gallon of cranberry juice.

by Hartville Ken May 15, 2006