bitch (in spanish puto is considered the masculine form of puta “prostitute”); also used to offend a man (aquel puto!: that son of a bitch!);
Andrea: Hey so are you still going out with Juan
Michelle:No that fucking puto left me for another bitch!
Michelle:No that fucking puto left me for another bitch!
by Vic G. March 1, 2008
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A noun or a verb. A person who, instead of taking a wallet from someone's pocket, puts money inside of it. Also, the act of putting money in someones pocket. Otherwise known as reverse-pickpocketing.
I refused to let Joe pay for lunch, so later he putpocketed me.
I was on the bus today and I saw some putpocket sticking money in an old ladies purse.
I was on the bus today and I saw some putpocket sticking money in an old ladies purse.
by Snafubar March 5, 2010
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A little demon that always attacks you for no reason. The type of simp to call your mum if you slip and fall on their toes, even though you strained your lumbar because it was THEIR toes that were in the way. A punko is a light and cute version of how to describe a punk.
by 901ShelbyDr_ March 20, 2020
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The killer other Chinese dialects, such as Cantonese.
In Hong Kong culture, Putonghua is often referred to the "Winter Melon" because of it's pronounciation.
The killer other Chinese dialects, such as Cantonese.
In Hong Kong culture, Putonghua is often referred to the "Winter Melon" because of it's pronounciation.
Your Putonghua sucks so much no one understands you.
I will never understand why Putonghua is better than Cantonese.
Nei di dong gua zhong mei souk nei zau mai lan gong laa! (Your putonghua isn't fluent enough so don't fucking speak it!)
I will never understand why Putonghua is better than Cantonese.
Nei di dong gua zhong mei souk nei zau mai lan gong laa! (Your putonghua isn't fluent enough so don't fucking speak it!)
by someone out there who is bored December 9, 2020
Get the Putonghua mug.Putpocketing is the art of placing one's own objects into the possession of another, either for entertainment or a charitable matter. Known by most for its reoccuring role in that low-budget flick "El No Arrepentido."
by Cousin Ari January 12, 2006
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