Drive-by Puritan

Someone bereft of any genuine integrity, but who is perpetually offended, while trying to prove their superior morality and character on each topic, before moving quickly onto the next issue to be outraged about. A genuinely pathetic individual.

This guy is outraged by pretty much anything and he’s so sanctimonious. He’s a drive-by Puritan of the highest order.

by Colonel. SJC July 12, 2020

4x4 last edge parity

synonymous with something quite annoying

he was being 4x4 last edge parity and i ran him over with mmy truck

by Willzwhenthe May 10, 2022

Puritan parts

The Puritans were a conservative religious group on which many of our ways were founded. Puritan parts are areas which would be covered up by underwear.

It bothers me that she booty bumps her son while wearing fishnet stockings and a ribbon to cover the Puritan parts.

by ga2311 January 18, 2010

purty titties

Mountainous views which resemble titties. Attractive bulges of land, erupting out of sometimes flat land, or sometimes bumpy land. Bumpy land can certainly be consider purty titties too.

Commonly used amongst folks in West Virginiatucky.

White trash slang for some fuckin mountains.

Holy shit, those mountains sure do look like some purty titties.

Them mountains have the purtiest titties in West Virginia.

Look Ma, see them big purty titties up there?

by teeeea December 9, 2012

Puritan’s Pride

The infamous Salem, Massachusetts-based supplier of “natural & organic” foods and supplements that sold moldy aflatoxin-laced grain, the consumption of which caused insanity and paranoia in many of the town’s younger females, leading them to erroneously accuse a number of the harmless elderly women in the area of practicing black magic.

“Puritan’s Pride” is a fitting name for the company that helped to create the Salem witch-trials… those highfalutin closed-minded paranoid Puritans had way too much foolish pride for their own --- and even more importantly, that of those unfortunate elderly wretches whom they falsely convicted of witchcraft –-- good!

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

puritan

adj.) new england slang meaning outdated, or just stupid.

you're so puritan, man, you listen to grunge.

by alexisgojohnson May 20, 2006

Puritan

A person who lives in the woods in Lansing, Illinois. They are typically seen going to GFS.

Me: There are no more puritans.
Her: No, there are still puritans. I see them going to GFS.

by bailette August 17, 2012