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dump pumpkin

a prank involving using a pumpkin as a container for human fecal material is left to decompose for several days yielding a vat of rancid shit, festering and ready to be cast upon the porch, driveway, or vehicle of an unsuspecting often deserving individual or family; this prank is commonly used between the dates of October 25th and November 6th (when pumpkins are readily available) ;often associated with hatred of a specific individual, race, culture, or political affiliation
Stu: Hey what do you want to do tonight?

Steven: I just remembered we have several partially decomposed totally rancid dump pumpkins left from Halloween.

Brock: Lets go throw those on Laurens doorstep!

John: Yeah, that way shit and decomposed pumpkin meat will explode on her personal property and cause the odor to permeate in to the brick and/or concrete, leaving her porch smelling of festering veggie shit.
by mimagarooski January 15, 2009
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African Pumpkin Tossing

You: "Hey Mike, you see those Gorillas over there getting in some African Pumpkin Tossing between drive-bys?"
Mike: "Yeah, watch out though, looks like they're hungry"
by hanselhavoc April 3, 2009
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Slutty Pumpkin

Another name for the one who got away. A reference to HIMYM Season 1, Episode 6. Ted returns to a Halloween party every year in search of the girl he met many years ago. He never found out her name and hasn't seen her since.
I met her that night and never saw her agian. I didn't even know her name. She is my slutty pumpkin.
by B. Stinson June 7, 2009
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Pumpkin

Slang

Adj. (pmpkn, pm-, png-)
'p&m(p)-k&n

1) Excellent; first-rate

2) Very attractive physically, etc

3) Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless

4) A lot of, existing in great quantity or ample supply. Enough to fill the orange vine fruit "Pumpkin", that is widely cultivated in early autumn.
"Grunngg has a pumpkin sports car of the mountains"

"Stoozies had a pumpkin time at the party."

"That ho be mad pumpkin."

"By selling my crack-cocaine I recieved a pumpkin ammount of money."

"That ho made a pumpkin mistake when she crossed pimp daddy J-Silva."
by J-Silva December 28, 2005
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pumpkin pounder

People who are attracted to redheads, and all of their pale-skinned attributes.
I am such a pumpkin pounder! I love the red hair and fair skin!
by Talleo April 17, 2014
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Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker

An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.
The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers
by Pledgemaster November 24, 2012
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cheater cheater pumpkin eater

it's what little kids say when they suspect that one is cheating in a game.
kid: *takes TWO turns :O*
another kid: hey you can't do that! you are a CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER!
by ohmyfuckingod July 27, 2010
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