promotivate

The act of awarding someone a promotion to a position of greater responsibility because you think they have potential. This misguided belief asserts that they will achieve greater success if they are given the opportunity to lead. This practice almost universally ends in colossal failure.

Ronnie? Really? That guy has screwed up so many times that he is the poster boy for failure! I would never give him an ounce of responsibility.

Yeah, but I think if we promotivate him it will go a long way. As captain of the team, I really think he's going to mature into a fine role model, you'll see!

by Doug Dittly Doo August 27, 2018

Promotion juice

Promotion juice is an alcoholic beverage (usually straight Jaegermeister shots followed by a bottle of Becks) designed to enhance ones self belief and give them an enormous amount of courage. First discovered in 2010 in Amsterdam by a handful of event promoters who would down a few shots then hit the streets promoting with an enhanced feeling of confidence often resulting in more sales.

Better call into the pub and have some promotion juice

by EjEdwards November 14, 2019

Pooting

When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.

Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...

by biznuge November 12, 2020

Promotionist

The act of taking every opportunity in return for reward, honor or promotion, than for duty or mission.

That promotionist cop won't help us get out justice unless it benefits his career.

by Tab73 January 23, 2021

Promotion Day

This day happens on the 16th of April where everyone gets promoted.

Promotion Day - An example could be promoting someone from an administrator to manager.

by SomeJoeShmoe? April 14, 2021

Proofing

/pro͞ofiNG/
verb.
The process of blood entering and enflaming the genitals.

I touched his dangle through his gym shorts, it was a chubby. Not quite stone yet, so I kissed his neck to aid in the proofing of his member.

by anonymous August 21, 2021

Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.

“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”

by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021