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promosting

A hood conjunction of the words "promoting" and "posting". Used to say one is advertising a product/service via social media posts.
"Bro, how many subscribers you got on YouTube?"

"Not much, but I be promosting my channel on Instagram, so it should be going up real soon."
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proogling

When faced with a vexing—and possibly spiritual / existentialquestion, to both pray and google for answers.
"I want you to lead this new kind of church workshop! You'd be perfect for it!"

"Uh, sure! Okay! That would be a great idea!" (wonders what they're talking about, so spends fifteen urgent minutes proogling to prepare)
by reveilles December 31, 2020
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Proofing

/pro͞ofiNG/
verb.
The process of blood entering and enflaming the genitals.
I touched his dangle through his gym shorts, it was a chubby. Not quite stone yet, so I kissed his neck to aid in the proofing of his member.
by anonymous August 21, 2021
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pooling

Pretending to be dead in a public swimming pool. Great activity
"Hey Sharon you wanna go pooling to traumatize some kids? It is pretty hot today"
"OMG I thought you would never ask!"
by Crazy-lodiyy June 19, 2022
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Probaling

Probaling and will have the best future
by Coby_the_god22 December 10, 2022
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Promoshing

A portmanteau of "promise" and "mosh"
'Pro-mah-shing'

Listing something desirable on an online local selling platform (Such as Marketplace or Craigslist) at an obviously undervalued price with the sole intention of trying to get multiple people to rush to the seller, and hoping the desperate buyers will get into a physical altercation to buy the product, for the seller's own entertainment.
Kyle: "Bro!! Someone just listed a MINT well maintained 1991 Honda CR-X on Marketplace for $2K! There's no way this is real."

Sam: "It might be real, but it sounds like the seller is promoshing. If we get there in the next 30 minutes, it might still be there, but you will likely have to fist fight several people for the chance to buy it."
by Jcloveturbo88 August 17, 2023
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Poolingual

Roger "I always drive my Ferrari around Silverstone"
Dave "Stop talking poolingual"
by anonymous May 21, 2024
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