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Metal Straw Progressive

The type of liberal you may know who cares about the environment and animal rights, but doesn't seem concerned about issues of intersectionality, social class, racism, or human rights. If they do care about anything related to human rights, it's usually just white feminism.
"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."
by CimmonToastCromch October 3, 2019
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Progressive

Morally backward
The Progressive Left wants sanctuary cities, higher taxes, free everything and less Liberty
by GetUSomeBBQ March 13, 2019
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progressive metal

Metal that despite how good it can be, is often listened too and defended by pretentious people. Often "prog metal" as its known, is said to me metal for "intelligent people who have good taste". This is not to say that prog metal can not be good, it often is. However it is not always as heavy as other forms of metal, such as Thrash Metal or Heavy Metal.
Kerry:
"James is so pretentious sometimes, when I was listening to Master of Puppets earlier in the car he just kept going on about how much better progressive metal compared to thrash, then he started on about Dream Theater"

Lars in heavy Danish accent:
"Ya, he was trying to tell me about his quote "superior" intellect because he jerks off to *cough* I mean listens to to Opeth every night before bed"
by JamesLaBrie April 9, 2010
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progressive walk

A walk at night in nature while listening to a progressive rock album.
I went on a progressive walk last night listening to King Crimson - In The Court Of The Crimson King.
by Wrenaissance January 16, 2011
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Progressive Trance

A form of ecstatic and euphoric EDM music that is highly repetitive. The music is played in nightclubs, music festivals, etc. Progressive trance is filled with melody and emotion.
by Wolfgang Harvey February 11, 2017
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Progressive

1. Someone terrified by the idea that someone, somewhere, might be earning money.

2. Someone who wants to move the country progressively closer to socialism.
Dave just blew his raise on an extension for his house but keeps going on about how evil the corporations are.

He's so progressive, man.
by Dark Eden July 30, 2009
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Progressive grunge

The type of music combining the progressive patterns of classical music, or classic rock if you will (ie. Rush, pink flyod, Zeplin), and the hard soft dynamics from the grunge era.
by Rhoxcztar May 5, 2007
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