1. Someone who secretly thinks he is dumb, and dedicates his life to making other people, usually impressionable young women, think he is smart using financial coercion and ultimatums.
2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
Typical College Girl: Professor, can you tell me what's going to be on the test?
Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.
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Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?
Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?
Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.
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Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?
Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?
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Get the Professor of Smegmatics mug.when you are talking to a female professor of yours you can use this for comic relief. it is joke on on using the word professor to call both female and male humans ;) by specifying using "ess".
you go to her and say:
-"Excuse me, professor..ess"
-"Just professor, a-thank you very much"
as if there's a female version of professor like there is in latin languages
e.g professora, professor
you go to her and say:
-"Excuse me, professor..ess"
-"Just professor, a-thank you very much"
as if there's a female version of professor like there is in latin languages
e.g professora, professor
professor Linda: can i help you?
Charlie Student: oh hi, professoress, or are you a doctor-ess already? did you ever get you're phd?
Charlie Student: oh hi, professoress, or are you a doctor-ess already? did you ever get you're phd?
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