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Poon Season

Any season in which you will be in an environment with many horny women. This is often caused by the holiday season when girls feel lonley and its cold outside so they need an extra body for warmth.
Ethan how excited are you for poon season! Who knows the next time we will have this opportunity.
by Bigdaddy69 December 29, 2012
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pooass

'POOASS' Agreed
by penislover69 February 7, 2022
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puff of poon

When your having sex with a girl and you keep getting the burst of stank puss overwhelming your nose.
I was having sex with this girl and the puff of poon almost made me throw up on her.
by Patrinkas78 January 11, 2017
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shaved poon

1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block

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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out
Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time
by Poonspert May 12, 2004
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Pantene Poon-tang

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..
by DaynaS March 30, 2008
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Poohshiesty

Pooh shiesty that’s your dog and pooh you know he really shiesty.
“Aye you know poohshiesty “
Oh yea poohshiesty that’s my dawg and he really shiesty “
“same bro”
by TyTyTooFly B. January 21, 2021
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poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas
He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.
by prokevinmusic February 19, 2008
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