Pokey Treat

another term for sex.

He text me late at night so I went over to his house for a pokey treat.

Did you see that girl? I would definitely give her a pokey treat.

by amckay518 March 21, 2012

the hokey pokey

slang for intercourse

lets go upstairs and do the hokey pokey.

by Indigo606 September 13, 2011

Pokey Bear

An average hight boy with dark brown hair and caramel skin. Squishy like a bear and likes to go slow at any task at hand, as a slow pokes. Pokey Bears are known for wanting to sleep through winter i.e. alarm clocks.

Pokey bear took the longest time putting on his pants today.

by Pokes101 March 23, 2012

hokey pokey

Hokey Pokey is this hard golden sweet stuff that is found in little balls in hokey pokey ice-cream, also in the middle of Cadbury's Crunchie bar.

Oh Lord, all this hokey pokey is making me feel sick

by *Juanita* September 28, 2005

Pokey Turd

The possible end result of eating the shells from sunflower seeds. Normally, when a person eats sunflower seeds they crack the shell first and then eat the seed inside. Due to the shells exterior, after digestion, a person may end up with a pokey turd.

Hey, did you hear about what happened to Joe after he ate all those sunflower seeds whole, without cracking the shell first? Well, he ended up having a 'Pokey Turd'

by Jeremy Aldana February 29, 2008

pushy in the pokey

Playing a nice game of prison sex. After you turn yourself around.

And THAT'S what it's all about.

Inmate Andy Rooney's corpse: "Guard Trump got an itch after lights out last night and raped me like a klingon

with his nightstick!"

Inmate Dick Cheney: "Nothing like the warm embrace of a little pushy in the pokey after evening crumpets."

by Lecherous Cretin October 2, 2018

pokey mess

when you get really fucked up the night before and when you wake up you see a huge mess that is all around you

dude i woke up and i saw this huge pokey mess! last nihgt was crazy!

by NikkiFM_AM May 26, 2008