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Plucking the turkey

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
by antron76 October 1, 2012
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plucked

plucked means someone is ugly or unattractive
that girl is plucked ”
by asia2oppy July 20, 2023
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plucked

Pluck plucking

- 1Get head like when chickens pluck the ground

- 2 pluck have sex
1) need some pluck need to be plucked

2) I’m trying to get plucked hit from the back
by Wyn Dixie October 1, 2023
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Indonesian butt pluck

When you perform anole sex then using your fingers to pick up the excess fecal matter then smearing it on her stomach.
After head she let do the indonesian butt pluck.
by Brodythepimp June 15, 2022
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Plucking the film imperfection

Originated from a comment in a Youtube video from a Tex Avery short called Magical Maestro where Butch plucks a hair piece in a 4th wall break

To pluck a string of hair out of a film projector whilst being a character in a movie.
Used in a sentence: "Yo Bob get rid of that string of hair in a corny fourth wall break"

"Yesiree George, time to do "Plucking the film imperfection"
by IntergalactalEnergy November 22, 2022
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plucked up goose

A ratchet street crawler, who presumably gets passed around often and has sex with multiple partners. Presenting with a disheveled and ruffled appearance, like a plucked up goose.
Bruhhh that girl looked like a "plucked up goose", I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole.
by J7575 May 26, 2022
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pluck my own sparrows

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows
by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021
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