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amish plow 

When having sex from behind, in the "doggie" position, you knock a girls arms out from under her and pull them back above her head, smacking her head against the floor and making her into a virtual plow.

(Walking around while in this position is optional)
Last night me and Becky were having sex and I pulled the amish plow! I'll never see HER again!
amish plow by AXiD July 28, 2004
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Geneseo Snow Plow 

A sexual position; a variation of the " Geneseo Farm Plow". Since snow covers the ground October to May, the Geneseo Snow Plow has become a commonly practiced position. It involves wrapping the woman's legs around man's waist , placing a metal knight's helmet on the woman's head, then burring it into deep snow and "plowing" around while having sex. Sometimes the woman is run into objects such as mail boxes, cars and street signs.
Farmer: "Whelp, it's gettin' cold 'round here, guess it's all Geneseo Snow Plows for the next 8 months."

Farmer's Wife: " I'll get the helmet"
Related Words

Sphincter Plow 

To be yelled upon violently punching another's butt-hole.
When Sarah least expected it, I sphincter plowed her from behind.
Sphincter Plow by Liljohny September 5, 2011

The Bimbo Plow

Using your ass to push through a crowd of incredibly stupid/annoying girls.
Zach; oh great there is a whole group of fucking blondes in the C section stairwell, it is going to take an hour to push through that retard convention.

Brice; hahaha, watch and learn, iniciate the bimbo plow
step 1; turn away from selected target
Step 2; engage your power stance(see squating)
Step 3; keep backing up no matter what until you hear the satisfying crunch of an idiotic cunt smashing her skull on the floor.

Zach; OMG!!! the whole of the bimbocracy fell down the stairs... YESSSS!!! that was the most epic Bimbo Plow EVER!!
The Bimbo Plow by Brice krispie October 27, 2011

Pennsylvania Snow Plow 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass hole and proceeds to fuck her girlfriend doggy style while plowing her face into the semen on her girlfriends ass
There is a storm in the forecast so I am going to call Mary and Kate and start the Pennsylvania Snow Plow

Geneseo Farm Plow

Sexual position (similar to the wheelbarrow) commonly done in Geneseo between a farmer and a woman, sometimes a female bear, where the females legs are picked up and wrapped around the males waist and her face is pushed through the dirt like a plow while they have sex.
It was planting time and farmer Nick decided it was time to Geneseo Farm plow with his woman.

the plow 

like the wheelbarrow were you push your partner around on her/his hands during the act of love making except you kick thier hands out from under them and scoot them around on thier face
in a throw of passion i gave my lover the plow