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planchette

To buy everything in events and stores especially when on sale
I was at a shopping event and decided to planchette the whole event .
by thekfcguy June 22, 2020
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chief plank

If someone is a plank then they're a bit slow or dense at the best of times; not the sharpest tool in the shed as the saying goes. If they r a chief plank then thats the next level of stupidity.
That bloke is the chief of all planks, what is he like?!
This geezer is as thick as two short planks, what a tit?!
by Raydon February 23, 2004
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Golden plank

A Golden plank occurs when someone is given the opportunity to perform a simple action. However, instead of completing said action they metaphorically shit the bed.
Did you see Leigh golden plank that shot on goal? What a fuckhead.
by Fairy 9 July 24, 2020
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last across the plank'ers

New residents to a gentrified area who want gentrification to stop as soon they arrive, so that the neighborhood retains its pre-gentrification charm. Derivation: to pull up the plank after you cross, thus preventing further access.
Those last across the plank'ers are angry about all the new bars and condos going up in the lower east side.
by Morris Z. June 17, 2007
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Right Royal Placking

To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you
The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict
by Schlockywocky November 14, 2009
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Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors

A line said by Karen in the first Spongebob movie. Great for making fun of people who rage
Guy 1: AGGGHHH SHITTY TITS
Guy 2:Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors
by PPSLAYER611 July 17, 2018
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