Pony Pisser

The act or art of bull shitting someone. Lying to someone for your own personal gratification.

Did you hear Jim braggin' about his latest exploits, he's such a Pony Pisser.

by sitlab December 8, 2009

squat pisser

Military term used in reference to the female gender.

I'll be damned if I ever see a squat pisser earn a Ranger tab!

by DaPrinceADJr May 4, 2015

spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.

Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."

by Dr. Centaur June 3, 2015

Awaiting pisser

When you have gone on cars ride for 3 hours plus each trip and you like damn boi gotta piss so bad.

Guy 1: What's that weird dance that guy over there's doing?
Guy 2: Oh, don't mind him. He's just an awaiting pisser.

by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019

party pisser

A person who accidentally pisses themselvs at a party.

: Did you see Hannah pissing herself at the party yesterday?

: Yeah, she's a party pisser

by A non party pisser. September 2, 2020

Port-A-Pisser

Making a bathroom in/on/by somthing that is not a bathroom, Like the side of a house or fence.

Going to use the Port-A-Pisser, then walk around the side of the house use the bathrrom and come back.

by Nebraska Girl October 2, 2011

nut pisser

A man whos penis so small that he is forced to piss on his own nuts when pissing.

Girl: I soo wanna do that guy!
Dude: Are you sure I used to have p.e. with him and he is a total nut pisser.

by george January 20, 2005