pingas

an alternate for your penis. if you get hit here, your pride and existence is in jeopardy.

Lloyd: Fred's soon-to-be ex just hit him in the pingas and I think I saw the exact moment his soul exited his body
Isaac: Holy fuck what'd bro do
Lloyd: idk bro he just got critical hit'd

by That's not very paragon! August 17, 2023

Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.

Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!

by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016