French Picnic

When you go down on someone and get a troublesome pubic hair lodged in the back of your throat.

"Our first date was going swell...until he gave me a french picnic."

by goat_job May 17, 2017

oklahoma picnic

When you butter up an ear of corn and place it in your partners rectum.

Thomas had a nice Oklahoma picnic with his girlfriend.

by David Andres July 6, 2018

Prebbleton Picnic

A Prebbleton Picnic is a two person act of someone eating someone else's vagina out when the other is on all fours with their bum in the air. The picnic aspect is relative to three factors. Factor one: Their anus is packed full of narcotics in powder format, typically cocaine. Factor two: The person eating out the vagina is being fed. Factor three: The person being eaten out is also enjoying a good spread of food like a ploughman's lunch on a blanket in the park for example. Once the person eating the food has digested enough, they fart their powder packed anus directly up the second persons nostrils. This would all commence in Prebbleton, Christchurch. An area involved with heavy swinging.

Crystal and I had a fantastic Sunday. After Church we packed a basket, went to the park and enjoyed a Prebbleton Picnic. After she finished off the blue cheese...her 'date' popped. Complete white-out, I couldn't see straight for a few hours. She was a bit of a pig actually I was disappointed I missed out on the olives before the big show.

by Holy_Trinity January 13, 2021

Gay picnic

A group of guys with squatted vehicles all gathered in a parking lot. Usually Sonic or Buffalo Wild Wings.

Hey big guy, like those sick squatted truck. I’ll see you at the gay picnic tonight at Sonic!

by Wong numba April 20, 2021

Pack a picnic

To insert one's testicles into another person's anus.

She was such a freak, she didn't even mind when I decided to pack a picnic.

by MOCteam May 8, 2010

Picnic

Dirty Sex in the Woods.

Told my Mom I had a lovely picnic with Charles.

by late night picnics August 6, 2009

Alabama Picnic

When a person or persons perform the entire slew of or multiple alabama related sexual deeds. These would include more than one of the following: Alabama hot pocket, Alabama hotpot, Alabama iced tea, Alabama key lime pie, Alabama milkshake, Alabama mud slide for example.

"Went all out last night with the boyfriend, he proposed and I was so excited I gave him the ol' Alabama Picnic. Best night of sex in my life, you should try it sometime"

by tom hanx December 9, 2009